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squashed mouse coaster crochet pattern
Original price was: $18.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.72% OFF
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Description
Description
🐭 squashed mouse coaster (digital pattern) ☕️
rip to a legend. 💀 this little guy took one for the team (the team is your coffee table) and he’s never looked better. if your aesthetic is “weird but cute” and you have a slightly dark sense of humor, this is the pattern you’ve been waiting for.
he’s flat, he’s dramatic, and he’s ready to hold your iced latte like a champ. honestly, he’s just happy to be here.
the tea on this guy:
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vibe: advanced beginner (super easy circles + some simple “X” embroidery for the drama).
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aesthetic: 100% weirdcore / dark humor. perfect for the “no thoughts, head empty” collection.
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stash buster: great for using up those random scraps of grey and pink yarn you have stashed away.
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desk therapy: guaranteed to make your coworkers do a double-take during your morning zoom calls.
what you’ll need:
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cotton yarn (grey, pink, and white—cotton is key for those spills!)
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4mm or 5mm crochet hook
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a tapestry needle (to embroider those tragic “X” eyes)
⚠️ vibe check: listen bestie, this is a DIGITAL PDF DOWNLOAD, not a physical squashed mouse. i’m sending you the instructions so you can make your own mischief of mice. no physical item will be shipped!
stop being boring and add some chaos to your desk. grab the pattern and let’s get stitching! 🧶💥
Important Note
⚠️ This is a digital download; no physical item will be shipped.
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Thank you! It is perfectly fine. I haven't had a chance to look at the patterns. Thank you for the additional pattern!
super simple pattern, made great christmas presents!
I've done it but it doesn't work think need a cert very strong magnet for it xx
Good pattern, photos explain tricky parts well. Happy purchase!
Love how it came out! Going to make different color versions of it
I purchased today and was able to make this lil dude! 
just gotta make a hat
just gotta make a hat
She has this one on her website. Came out great. Will be getting the car hangers next
Here is mine, thank you for the awesome pattern. I love it
I didn’t have any troubles with the pattern the only confusing part was the magnetic.
