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💥 the derpy friends bundle (4-in-1 Pattern) 🐸🐭

ever looked at a mouse and thought, “i wish i could put my iced coffee on you”? no? just me? okay, well, now you can anyway. this bundle features 4 iconic animals that have been… let’s say “professionally flattened” for your hydration needs. 💅☕

it’s giving weirdcore, it’s giving “he’s just a little guy,” and it’s 100% going to be the main character of your coffee table.

what’s in the squad:

• the lineup: squashed mouse, scrat (justice for his acorn), a very flat frog, and a turtle who’s seen better days.

• vibe: advanced beginner (if you can crochet a circle, you’re basically a pro).

• stash buster: perfect for using up those random yarn scraps taking up space in your life.

• language: US crochet terms only.

what you’ll need:

• cotton yarn (best for absorbing those “iced latte” tears)

• 4mm or 5mm hook

• safety eyes (to give them that signature “no thoughts, head empty” look)

⚠️ vibe check: bestie, please read: this is a DIGITAL PDF DOWNLOAD. no physical flattened animals will be mailed to your house. no squirrels were actually harmed, but your coworkers will ask questions when they see these on your desk.

special deal: get the whole squad for $12 (was $19). that’s basically the price of two mid-tier lattes, but these will last way longer.

grab the bundle and let’s get squishing! 🧶💥