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squashed mouse coaster crochet pattern
Original price was: $15.00.$4.00Current price is: $4.00.73% OFF
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includes easy step-by-step instructions
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Description
Description
🐭 squashed mouse coaster (digital pattern) ☕️
rip to a legend. 💀 this little guy took one for the team (the team is your coffee table) and he’s never looked better. if your aesthetic is “weird but cute” and you have a slightly dark sense of humor, this is the pattern you’ve been waiting for.
he’s flat, he’s dramatic, and he’s ready to hold your iced latte like a champ. honestly, he’s just happy to be here.
the tea on this guy:
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vibe: advanced beginner (super easy circles + some simple “X” embroidery for the drama).
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aesthetic: 100% weirdcore / dark humor. perfect for the “no thoughts, head empty” collection.
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stash buster: great for using up those random scraps of grey and pink yarn you have stashed away.
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desk therapy: guaranteed to make your coworkers do a double-take during your morning zoom calls.
what you’ll need:
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cotton yarn (grey, pink, and white—cotton is key for those spills!)
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4mm or 5mm crochet hook
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a tapestry needle (to embroider those tragic “X” eyes)
⚠️ vibe check: listen bestie, this is a DIGITAL PDF DOWNLOAD, not a physical squashed mouse. i’m sending you the instructions so you can make your own mischief of mice. no physical item will be shipped!
stop being boring and add some chaos to your desk. grab the pattern and let’s get stitching! 🧶💥
Important Note
⚠️ This is a digital download; no physical item will be shipped.
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This digital template is for personal use only. Please do not share, resell, or redistribute any part of it. You may sell finished products made from this template, but proper credit must be given to us at mincrochets.com as the original designer.
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At "mincrochets", your satisfaction is our priority.
Returns
Because our products are digital downloads, we cannot accept returns or exchanges once a purchase is complete.
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If you experience any issues with your order or have not received our download link, please contact our support team within 7 days of purchase. We’ll work with you to resolve the problem promptly.
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We are confident in the quality of our patterns. If a technical issue or error within the pattern affects your purchase, please reach out. Refund requests will be reviewed individually on a case-by-case basis.
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Worked up easy and fast!
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Exactly as expected, can't wait to start it.
I did this pattern and loved it. Even my own husband likes it. One of our girls suggested using glow-in-dark yarn for the ghost and lamp. Next one I m...More
I did this pattern and loved it. Even my own husband likes it. One of our girls suggested using glow-in-dark yarn for the ghost and lamp. Next one I make, I'll do the face on both pumpkin and ghost differently. Otherwise easy pattern and the results are great
Such a cool pattern definitely will be making more
They are super cute. I received my pattern and trying to work out the second one. Some parts especially the pumpkin leaf was really tricky and I just ...More
They are super cute. I received my pattern and trying to work out the second one. Some parts especially the pumpkin leaf was really tricky and I just can’t make it.
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Elkészítettem én is!
Thank you! It is perfectly fine. I haven't had a chance to look at the patterns. Thank you for the additional pattern!
super simple pattern, made great christmas presents!
I've done it but it doesn't work think need a cert very strong magnet for it xx
Good pattern, photos explain tricky parts well. Happy purchase!
Love how it came out! Going to make different color versions of it
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FAQ
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Quick answers to what most crocheters ask before buying.
How do I receive my pattern after purchase?
Right after you complete your purchase, you'll be able to download your pattern in two ways:
- A download link pops up on the Thank You page as soon as your payment goes through.
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Is this a digital download or a physical product?
This is a digital PDF download — no physical item gets shipped. You'll get the file instantly after checkout, so you can start stitching the same day. 🧶
The PDF works on phones, tablets, computers, and prints beautifully if you prefer a paper copy.
Can I see a sample before buying?
Yes! Right next to the "Add to Cart" button, there's a "View Sample" button that gives you a peek at the layout, photo quality, and how the instructions are written — so you can shop with full confidence.
What skill level is this pattern for?
Each product page lists the recommended skill level. Most of my patterns are beginner to intermediate — if you're comfortable with basic stitches (chain, single crochet, slip stitch, magic ring, increase/decrease), you'll be just fine.
Trickier construction details are always explained step-by-step with clear photos.
What language are the patterns in?
Right now, all patterns are in English using US crochet terms. I'm working on more language options in the future!
If you need help understanding a specific term or section, just reach out — I'm happy to help.
Can I sell items I make from this pattern?
Yes! You're welcome to sell finished, handmade products made from my patterns — at markets, on Etsy, in your own shop, anywhere.
The only thing I ask is that you give credit to mincrochets.com as the original designer. The pattern PDF itself is for personal use only — please don't share, resell, or redistribute the file.
What's your refund policy?
Because all patterns are digital downloads, I generally cannot accept returns or exchanges once the file has been delivered.
That said, if there's a technical issue or an error in the pattern, please contact me within 7 days of purchase at support@mincrochets.com. I'll work with you to fix it — refunds are reviewed individually on a case-by-case basis.
I'm stuck — can you help?
Absolutely! I'm here for you. You can reach me through:
- Live Chat — look for the chat icon at the bottom-left of the website
- Email — support@mincrochets.com
When you message me, please include the pattern name and the step you're stuck on. A photo helps a lot too! 📸