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🐿️ the “ultimate acorn hunt” scrat coaster (digital pattern) 🌰

be honest: we are all just scrat trying to get that one acorn (the acorn is a stable sleep schedule and financial security). 😭

this pattern lets you crochet the most chaotic, determined, and “flat-out” exhausted squirrel in history. he’s prehistoric, he’s frantic, and now, he’s a very functional place to put your morning coffee.

the tea on this guy:

• vibe: advanced beginner (if you can handle basic embroidery, you’re golden)

• the look: features those iconic bulging eyes and the “i’ve-been-hit-by-a-glacier” flat aesthetic.

• stash buster: finally, a use for those 50 shades of brown yarn scraps you have lying around.

• conversation starter: 10/10 chance someone sees this on your desk and asks, “is that… the squirrel from ice age?”

what you’ll need:

• cotton yarn in brown, tan, and white (cotton = no coffee rings on your table!)

• 4mm or 5mm hook

• a little bit of stuffing for the eyes (to make them look extra stressed)

⚠️ vibe check: just a reminder: this is a DIGITAL PDF DOWNLOAD, not a physical squirrel. i cannot ship a flattened prehistoric animal to your house, but i can give you the instructions to make one!

ready to help him finally get some rest? grab the pattern and let’s get stitching. just… watch out for falling glaciers. ❄️🧶